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When I have kids, I’m telling them that they are of asian descent. So they must do everything involving their romantic relationships in their lives impressively. 

Ask someone out? Better include flowers, candy, balloons, choreographed performance, and something original. 

Tell someone you like them? Make sure you have a cheesy line and then BAM! Serious talk, then the aftershock is that they tell you, “Hey, I like you too.”

Ask someone to a dance/event/party/date? Gotta have some flowers and a group of friends help you out by carrying a huge motha fucking poster that cost you what? NOTHING! Because you stole it from your school. Cause I’m not lending you money for that.

Ask someone to marry you? OHOHOHO! Gather up all of your friends and their friends, choreograph either a dance, flash mob, song, and/or skit. Some paper lantern shit with some helium shit and party poppers. Get some sparklers. Involve music, food, family, and emotional speeches cause this is gonna happen only once in your lifetime if I raised you right. This will cost you if you decided to splurge, if you did this without having to spend money, then yeah, I raised you perfectly. (:

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so tempted to call him babe..

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ads;kfjsdf… actually waiting up for this fool to reply. YOU HANDSOME LOSER! GET BACK ONLINE AND TALK TO ME!! 

This green/orange eyed cute, adorable, sweet, TALL, incredibly… great guy should be informed of the little, tired, bored, yawning, asian girl waiting up for him.